She only wanted a bit part.
Archive for the ‘humor’ Category
How Unity for Ubuntu might be marketed, if it weren’t for those humorless folks at Canonical. ;)
A human problem is that we often think like cats or dogs.
Image source here.
So something went screwy with my Free Internet Chess Server account, rendering it unusable. After some frustration trying to fix the problem, I decided to just create a new account (against policy, shh!). I had to pick a new handle and I chose “erectpork”. When I showed my wife she said, “classy”. Her tone indicated sarcasm, so I’m not sure she appreciates anagrams.
Update: The FICS administrators have suspended “erectpork”. No response when I asked why. I guess they don’t appreciate Peter Rock anagrams either. But now I have 3 accounts on the server. :P (Yeah, yeah…I can only use 2 but still….)
Android is one of the most free prisons of this day and age.
If this Holy Man is correct, I have a confession to make as Nanmadol closes in on Taiwan. I support same-sex marriage and have contributed to this supernatural disaster. I have visited New York before but in my defense, I haven’t spent much time there. Probably others are more to blame than me for that.
Sell freedom of speech rights to China. In exchange for assets, allow China to censor American citizens as they see fit.