Things were going great until I read this in the warranty:
This limited warranty does not cover […] damage due to acts of God […]
He would never intentionally harm an XO. Believing so is lying to oneself.
UPDATE: Some level-headed believers have convinced me that although infidels have blasphemed through the warranty agreement, it might be best to just leave it be and let Him take care of the lost in His own way. Therefore, though terribly upset, I have decided to go ahead with participation in the G1G1 plan. My apologies for overreacting. RAmen.