Archive for the ‘humor’ Category

why did the coder audition for the supporting role instead of the lead?

September 8, 2012

She only wanted a bit part.

what do taxidermists like to do on sunny days?

January 26, 2012

Some tanning.

reigning cats, not dogs

December 20, 2011

A human problem is that we often think like cats or dogs.

Image source here.

my son’s cursive handwriting practice

December 6, 2011

I think the last "D" and "Dis" should be circled.

no appreciation

October 24, 2011

So something went screwy with my Free Internet Chess Server account, rendering it unusable. After some frustration trying to fix the problem, I decided to just create a new account (against policy, shh!). I had to pick a new handle and I chose “erectpork”. When I showed my wife she said, “classy”. Her tone indicated sarcasm, so I’m not sure she appreciates anagrams.

Update: The FICS administrators have suspended “erectpork”. No response when I asked why. I guess they don’t appreciate Peter Rock anagrams either. But now I have 3 accounts on the server. :P (Yeah, yeah…I can only use 2 but still….)

a technoxymoretaphor

October 12, 2011

Android is one of the most free prisons of this day and age.


August 29, 2011

If this Holy Man is correct, I have a confession to make as Nanmadol closes in on Taiwan. I support same-sex marriage and have contributed to this supernatural disaster. I have visited New York before but in my defense, I haven’t spent much time there. Probably others are more to blame than me for that.

how to fix the United States’ financial woes

August 12, 2011

Sell freedom of speech rights to China. In exchange for assets, allow China to censor American citizens as they see fit.

you know you’re an old computer geek when…

July 3, 2011

your idea of downloading cheat codes and hints isn’t for the latest game, it’s for Knoppix.

Dear God, can we find a win-win situation here?

May 20, 2011

All over the news is the claim of a rapture tomorrow, the 21st of May, 2011. If it is true, I beg you to take not only the Christians, but people of all organized religions so that the rest of us may die here in peace.