She only wanted a bit part.
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A human problem is that we often think like cats or dogs.
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So something went screwy with my Free Internet Chess Server account, rendering it unusable. After some frustration trying to fix the problem, I decided to just create a new account (against policy, shh!). I had to pick a new handle and I chose “erectpork”. When I showed my wife she said, “classy”. Her tone indicated sarcasm, so I’m not sure she appreciates anagrams.
Update: The FICS administrators have suspended “erectpork”. No response when I asked why. I guess they don’t appreciate Peter Rock anagrams either. But now I have 3 accounts on the server. :P (Yeah, yeah…I can only use 2 but still….)
Android is one of the most free prisons of this day and age.
If this Holy Man is correct, I have a confession to make as Nanmadol closes in on Taiwan. I support same-sex marriage and have contributed to this supernatural disaster. I have visited New York before but in my defense, I haven’t spent much time there. Probably others are more to blame than me for that.
Sell freedom of speech rights to China. In exchange for assets, allow China to censor American citizens as they see fit.
your idea of downloading cheat codes and hints isn’t for the latest game, it’s for Knoppix.
All over the news is the claim of a rapture tomorrow, the 21st of May, 2011. If it is true, I beg you to take not only the Christians, but people of all organized religions so that the rest of us may die here in peace.